That's Entertainment : Skyhooks AND John Farnham
Today was hot. I heckled a ute driver with a LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT bumper sticker, asking him if I only 'liked it most of the time, could I stay and take overseas holidays every once in a while?' I cooked snags smothered in tomato sauce; I wiped my mouth on an Australian flag tea-towel. I've sunk a couple of VB stubbies. Aus Music month should be over, but I just realised there were 5 columns due in November and well, I exhausted my loot. There's soooo many acts I forgot too...
So feeling the becalming affects of said VBs, I've thought stuff it. After watching England thumped by Australia at the Gabba in the Ashes, I'm loud, proud and an emboldened Aussie - whatever that may be. I loved sticking it to the stiff upper lip types. I'm proud to be one of the sons of beaches; to be a convict. Am thinking of getting a Southern Cross tat but I don't like needles.
Instead, I'll give you TWO for the price of one. Yep true, blue Aussie icons.
Who? you may ask.
Well.
Here's the first.
He was a teen idol. His biggest hit was Sadie The Cleaning Lady. He ended up in Little River Band. When I was a kid, he was no Johnny come lately...he was simply The Voice.
Yep. John Farnham.
When I was a kid, no one carried off the mullet and trench coat quite like our John Farnham. Jeez...just thinking now, from 1986 on, John Farnham owned the ARIA charts. His 'comeback' album Whispering Jack is still the biggest selling Australian album of all time. When it came out, I told my mum I wanted this 'new' thing...she laughed. It was all new to me; she remembered him as a teen idol.
You're The Voice was the sound of Australia growing up and taking on the world in the 1980's. It was the song of the Bicentennial year in 1988. Pressure Down, A Touch of Paradise, Reasons...all massive hits.
In 1988 he released Age of Reason and smashed it all again with Age of Reason and Two Strong Hearts. In 1990, Chain Reaction carried on the chart domination with Chain Reaction, That's Freedom, and Burn For You. He continued on in the 1990's, having more 'Farewell' tours than we've all had hot dinners. Still, naff as some may think him, he has a special place in my heart. John Farnham always came across as a but of a dopey bloke who had just had extraordinary luck and a decent set of pipes. But that's part of the charm. He was one of us. Just a bloke, who sang songs, but could be your mate, suck down a Tooheys or two and watch the cricket with you and your mates.
You're The Voice http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbkOZTSvrHs
Pressure Down http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Emutat3_IP0
Reasons http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX6eMwAQ83Q
Two Strong Hearts http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWNb8UeXnZo
Chain Reaction http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDWIVl1Fejk
Burn For You http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDJMgANjLwk
Next up, I give you Skyhooks.
See, when I was a kid, Red Symons was just the bespectacled, suit wearing ba$tard judge on Red Faces on Hey, Hey It's Saturday. And Shirl was the co-host of the home makeover program Our House on Channel 9 and earlier in the 80's, Shirl's Neighbourhood.
But late in 1990, they released Jukebox In Siberia. Being an impressionable 14 year old with absolutely no idea, I loved it.
Little did I know, and only after I told my mum it was a new band she had no idea about and was laughed at, that Skyhooks is probably on of the quintessential and most influential Aussie rock bands of the 1970's. Their debut album Living In The 70's was #1 for 16 weeks and contained the hits Living In The 70's, Horror Movie and You Just Like Me Cause I'm Good In Bed. They touched on drug culture with Carlton and sex - Balwyn Calling and Smut, and the gay scene - Toorak Cowboy.
A 'glam' band because of their flamboyance, colour, make-up and costumes, Skyhooks had six albums off the ten track album banned for radio play. In defiance, Double-J's first spin when they went to air in 1975 was You Just Like Me Cause I'm Good In Bed.
The follow up album, Ego Is Not A Dirty Word contained the hits Ego Is Not A Dirty Word and All My Friends Are Getting Married.
Skyhooks released a couple more albums. They were fan favourites and irritated the establishment. It's all harmless - now - but at the time, certainly was something right out there...something that would lead to the decay of Australian civilisation as we knew it. And after years of a fabricated 'war' with the teeny bop pop band Sherbet (the singer was Daryl Braithwaite) to sell magazines and records, they petered out. So it was in 1990, in time for their greatest hits album did Skyhooks pen and release Jukebox in Siberia.
Their songs still get heaps of airplay and deservedly so. They still sound as fresh now as I'm guessing they were in the early/mid 1970's. There's a certain naughtiness, a certain frisson of excitement when I hear their tracks. There's that up-yours puerile Australian with a wicked sense of humour laughing at the insanity; the hey guys and gals in this great red land...we count too. And who else uses Twisties in their lyrics?
I guess, when all is said and done, it's with a degree of sadness I listen to Skyhooks too, as Shirl was the guy I knew on Our House and from Shirl's Neighbourhood kids TV, that distinctive voice and enthusiasm. He died in a helicopter crash on August 29th 2001. To see Red Symons, the hard man ba$tard of countless Red Faces panels tear up for his old mate and lead singer, well, it makes me shed a tear too.
Horror Movie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7l8rlnMpCI
Living In The 70's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLUtKKoMetM
You Just Like Me Cause I'm Good In Bed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfLNjDSfkcY
Ego Is Not A Dirty Word http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UduuxKdPt9Q
Why Don't You All Get http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0lfCcbQPyk
Anyway - what's the irony of all this. Despite hammering the poms in the cricket...I hold a British passport through my immigrant dad. John Farnham was 10 when his family shifted from the UK to Australia and Red Symons immigrated to Australia from the UK in 1958 at the age of 9 (on the same boat as the Bee Gees Gibb brothers). See...Aussies all come from somewhere. I still don't like the English cricket team though. Carn Australia...let's win those Ashes. Now after me...you're the voice try and understand it... And if you don't like it, why don't you all get... :-)
