That's Entertainment : Kanye West
I H8 Kanye West.
Thinking about him sends my blood pressure north.
= A cat always land on it’s feet. =
However, I once was in JB Hi Fi in Paramatta and I heard an 80’s vibe synth pop song that really made me feel good about myself.
I thought it was really really cool.
So asked the lass at the counter who it was.
They smirked as if to say WTF?! “It’s Kanye West…”
= Dropped buttered toast always fall on the floor butter side down. =
A little piece of me died. But I dug the song.
I was in a vortex time loop…something bizarre was happening.
I couldn’t breathe…
= Ever thought about tying a piece of buttered toast face up, to the back of a cat, and throwing both out a 10 storey window and seeing what happens? =
Next thing, I’m in ICU on a ventilator. Apparently I’d taken a fall. My brain couldn’t reconcile I liked a Kanye West song.
I bought the album 808s & Heartbreak. It’s front and centre in my collection. I <3 it. It is awesome. I still H8 everything else about him and his music. But 808s & Heartbreak is a classic in every sense of the word.
= I tested the theory. The toast wants to land butter side down; the cat wants to land on its feet. It’s still spinning, polarised. Stuck in a vortex infinity time loop forever. =
When I play 808s & Heartbreak, I am the cat and slice of toast, spinning to infinity, polarised, the butter trying to smack the ground…the feet trying to land.
I’ma gonna stop you right there…
808s & Heartbreak is a bloody fantastic album and you should own it. Most people ignored it or hated it even when they bought (it still went to #1 despite it being widely derided). It was perceived and received negatively by pundits. I like to buck trends. You can buy it real cheap. Treat yourself. Join me in the infinity loop.










