Thursday, 28 May 2015

That's Entertainment : Walk The Moon


It’s been a while.  But if you’ll have me, I’ll be back.

So, oft accused of living in the past, I’m hitting you up with a band that is cresting a wave at the moment, currently sitting at #4 on the ARIA Pop Charts and #3 on the Billboard Top 100 in the USA.  

Walk The Moon - apparently named after The Police song Walking on the Moon.

This is a band who has been around for 4-5 years and released their 2nd proper album just before Christmas last year.  But through good old fashioned slow burn, their outrageously catchy ear worm Shut Up & Dance is peeking at the top end of the world’s charts.  And considering the instant gratification releases now - where artists or bands who don’t debut at #1 are seen as failures - this is a mighty fine effort.

For me, it all came from chance.  I had RAGE on for the first time in forever last Saturday and they do the Top 20 Countdown again.  So up bobs this song with it’s retro cool sounding tune, big BIG catchy lyrical hooks and nerdy but rad video clip (seriously…a chromakey suit!!!  A band after my own heart).  So in the new world, I check RAGE’s playlist, find the band, find the clip and about an hour later, I’d bought the album and fallen in love with it.

It’s got to the point this week, Zach sighed in the back seat of the car as I played Shut Up & Dance for the umpteenth time and said “why do we have to listen to this song…again!?!?”.

Because that’s what daddy does.  

With its New Wave inspirations and noodling synths, chip tune tones, shouty choruses and plenty of awesome sounding anthems that will rock your next party, Walk The Moon look like a band with the world at their feet.  And yep…you got me.  It is retro sounding, but also so damn contemporary.  It’s like having your cake and eating it too.  And then eating your co-worker’s slice of cake…and drinking their coffee.  Then raiding the fridge and eating their lunch they brought in from home.

Don’t believe me.  Nab the whole 12 track album for $12.99 at JB HI FI.  It won’t disappoint and it will leave you smiling and dancing for days.  

Being so nerdy has never been so cool.




















Sunday, 8 March 2015

Plug It In: Django Django


The new single First Light from English group Django Django is amazing.

Check it out here:


Lifted from new album Born Under Saturn, released May 2015.




Wednesday, 4 March 2015

That's Entertainment : Lino


In 1999 there was plenty going on.  The new millennium was just around the corner, Sydney was to host the Olympics, I secured my first full time job and spent Monday nights video taping South Park off SBS.   DVDs were new, Star Wars was back at the cinema and GST was coming.  It was a time when the internet was exploding and places like CD NOW (with a back catalogue even Brashs, Virgin, Sanity, HMV, Sandlers etc didn’t carry or import) got loads of my money.  On the music scene, 1999 was a year dominated by Nu-Metal, boybands, big beat and chill out. Personally, I was in a distinctly ‘retro’ phase, buying up back catalogue of heaps of 80’s bands. But it was also the year an Australian act won my heart.  

The band I’m talking about, of course, is Sydney band Lino.

Who?

Exactly!

Lino had a perfectly pop-tacular tune in Troubleshooting.  They had another grimy ambient track in Drop.  And then there was the whimsical little ditty Wasted.

That’s who!

I often stand accused of saying such and such is ‘criminally underrated’ but in this instance I stand firm.  You see, Lino’s self-titled debut album is as close to pop perfection as I can get.  And it’s always gladdened me that such a gem could exist but at the same time, saddened me that such a gem didn’t go supernova.  When I first entertained the idea of this column, I realised that as the band existed between 1999-2001, their presence on the internet is almost non-existent.  So in an effort to find out more, I recently tracked down singer Lisa Ffrench who kindly agreed to have a chat about her time in the band.
After a bit of email-tag, Lisa and I finally caught up and I was instantly won over by her effervescent personality. With nervousness on both sides, I launched right in, relieved and pleased that Lisa was happy to reminisce on her time with Lino, laughingly saying "the whole thing was hilarious".  Her friends (and band mates) Andrew Lancaster and Jad McAdam had put together some music for a dance company. As they sat around listening to it, Lisa put some vocals over the top.  Immediately the trio joked they should start a band.

That joke soon turned into action.  A fascination of mine is how hard or easy it is for bands to create my favourite songs, and I was pleased to hear Troubleshooting (my fave) came very easy.  In fact, the songs were done so quickly in Andrew’s studio, it wasn’t long before they cut a demo accompanied by some simple cute artwork and sent it out to the record industry powers that be. That was shortly followed by a knock on the door from Virgin / EMI offering them a record deal.  The recording process was easy and fun, basically three friends hanging out.  There was no pressure, no angst, no torture and since the demos were pretty much done, there was only a little bit of studio attention needed for the tracks.  Again, Lisa stresses it was hilarious - they had done no shows, no gigs, no press, recorded an album with relative ease and here they were with a record deal. 

When I ask if this prompted a ‘yes…we’ve made it’ moment, Lisa laughs again.  It was all so unexpected.  She was a choreographer working at Freedom Furniture; Andrew was a film director and composer; and Jad was studying, DJing and working in a record shop.  If anything the speed with which it all happened lent a touch of absurdity.  Lisa does stress though how fortunate they were to get the deal. They delivered the album with a minimum of fuss and were given freedom by the label to produce their own film clips and present the band as they wanted to.  When I refer to the wonderful album cover, Lisa thanks me and says it stemmed from the demo artwork - cute Japanese paper dolls. When the album was to be released, a graphic designer (Mark Gowing) presented them with the concept of the wax-paper-ish, see-through album cover and they were won over.  

Whenever I listen to Lino, I noted it felt like a soundtrack, and Lisa confirms that film (amongst other things) influenced the album.  Jad was in to diverse music and would sample plenty of movies for sounds on the record, and in fact the song Han, is a tribute to everyone’s favourite smuggler Han Solo!  Lisa confesses she was in to pop and bands like Portishead, Massive Attack and EBTG, but Lino was a sum of its parts, cherry picking from art, film, dance, pop and combining it all was plenty of fun.
Considering Australia’s current popular electronica scene, I suggested that had Lino come out a few years later, they would be more appreciated.  Lisa mulled this thought and agreed that electronica in Australia certainly was more mainstream now, but it had nothing to do with them and she is comfortable that Lino was what it was - fun, nothing serious with no “this is it” moment.  Lisa did let slip that hearing their song for the first time on radio was very, very exciting.  As always, Triple J played and backed the start-up Aussie band, and rage aired the videos.  

It’s with regret, Lisa answers my next question: she very much doubts the Lino album will appear on iTunes any time soon, and that the record company own the rights.  Furthermore, Lisa is brutally honest - there’s no real call for it.  Then there’s another laugh, and Lisa says maybe she’ll bring it up with Andrew next time they speak.

I tack left and ask Lisa what was the last album she bought/downloaded and she offers up Glass Animals’ Zaba after consulting her iPhone.  Her desert island discs would definitely include Fleetwood Mac’s RumoursEverything But The Girl’s greatest hits and the Grease soundtrack.  Admitting she doesn’t sing or hum her own tunes whilst in the shower or stuck in traffic (she told Andrew she was doing the interview and joked she couldn’t remember many of the lyrics these days), Lisa confides with a blush her latest guilty pleasure is Michael Jackson’s Love Never Felt So Good.  She is a woman after my own heart, deeply missing cassingles, which leads to a confession: my useless high school wood working skills went towards a cassingle rack to house all my tapes.  Together we also lament the death of album covers and agree the lack of covers, liner notes and lyric sheets diminishes the overall music listening experience.    

Having taken up more than enough of Lisa’s lunch break whilst she juggled countless meetings, I let her get back to being Associate Director of Programming at the Carriageworks.  Admitting I had a blast at the Pet Shop Boys show there last year, Lisa revealed with another of her chuckles that she been able to go to lunch with the pair when they were in Sydney and confirmed they were lovely fellows.  And all too soon our little interview was done.  I tried hard not to come across as the fawning sycophant as I gushed my thanks for such a wonderful album that sits in my list of all time faves, but I don’t think I really succeeded.  I think I ended up a bit like South Park’s Kyle telling Robert Smith The Cure’s Disintegration was the ‘best album ever’. 

The one thing I forgot to ask was there any significance to the name ‘Lino’ - as I’m sure my mother-in-law will ask me why.  But then again, all you really need to know is Lino was a great band and Lino is a wonderful album.  If you can nab a copy off Ebay, you’re doing yourself a favour.  Maybe sometime, I’ll organise a listening party at my place and revel in one of Australia’s best ever albums.  You’re all invited.

Note:  Tragically, Jad would pass away prior to the release of the second album, 2001’s Inclinator.  Inclinator is a buzzing soft-electro album nuanced with jazzy flourishes and introspective ambience.  It is subtly different from the debutthe mark of a band searching for a fresh sound and direction whilst honouring their roots.  I hate to say it, but it is a ‘mature’ audio delight.  Get ByMax and Yours are magnificent pieces that should grab your attention but overall, the richness and depth of the whole album will win you over.  Inclinator serves as a stunning epitaph for not only Jad, but for Lino as a whole.  

Again, I would like to thank Lisa for sharing her thoughts and memories, as quite obviously there are moments of rawness and sadness coupled with the fun and excitement of her time and experiences in the band.


The Lino video clips can be viewed here:


The Carriageworks 




Thursday, 26 February 2015

That's Entertainment : Michael Penn


Sean Penn - one of the actor’s of his generation and humanitarian.  He’s been in stacks of films, my fave being Shanghai Surprise (1986).  

Chris Penn - he was in Footloose (1984) which in my books, is pretty bloomin’ awesome. 

Then there’s Michael Penn.  He’s my Bob Dylan - a pop troubadour and a keen observer of the dark recesses of the heart and human condition.  Oh, and the singer/songwriter of his generation.  However, unlike his acting brothers, Michael Penn had a brief flirtation with the pop-charts in 1990 with his debut single No Myth.

Now if I had an ultimate Top 10 songs I’d could have for the rest of my life, No Myth would be one of those songs.  It’s a song that was a minor hit in Australia and I heard it on the radio before becoming a devotee of Michael’s when I bought the cassingle, and later the album.  No Myth is everything a pop-ballad should be - quirky, up-beat, full of warmth, and insanely infectious.  The chorus - what if I was Romeo in black jeans, what if I was Heathcliff, it’s no myth…maybe she’s just looking for someone to dance with - is undeniably different and therein lies the magic of Michael Penn.  His debut album March is littered with these gems - check out Invisible and This and That.  The whole of winter 1990, I was tucked up in my boarding school bed and whilst others shivered in the cold, I was warmed by an album that kept me company and kept me warmer than any blanket could have.  And I have quite seriously spun the album a 1000 times and worn it out, which is nigh impossible to do with a compact disc.  In fact, I once did a 32 hour flight-journey to Moscow (with all the stop-overs and delays) and listened to this album on repeat the whole way (and munched through a couple dozen or so AA batteries in the process).  

The follow up Free For All didn’t have that defining chart hit but it came fully formed with some more delicious slices of wryness.  If you want jangle-pop, check out Free Time.  Fractured love - Seen The Doctor.  For mine, Free For All is the twin of March, but it didn’t sell what the record label wanted it to sell which led to a bitter breakup between artist and label.  It would be five years before Michael’s third album - Resigned - on the Sony label.  I only found about it flipping through the 2nd hand rack at Red Eye records and it was only a few months old apparently.  I bought it immediately and fell in love (this was back in the days when I wouldn’t go anywhere without my discman).  It was also one of the first CDs I ever got with interactive PC content.  Resigned is a hook-ridden guitar-pop album imbued with emotion in every strummed chord and torched vocal.  At any time I want to write something something aching or melancholy, Resigned will get a spin to get me in the mood but I’m selling it short.  The album sparkles with wit and wisdom and is a mature album written and recorded and produced to a tee.  

The new millennium saw Michael Penn release his fourth album, aptly titled MP4 - Days Since A Lost Time Accident.  Other than the lead-in single Lucky One, which seems like an attempt to fabricate an all jingle-jangle radio-friendly hit, this marked the point where Michael Penn stuck his finger up at the industry, radio formats and crafted an album for himself and his devotees…so people like me.  It took a long time, even to this day, for me to completely accept it though in 2000 I met Lee and for the first time in my life, my music collection took second place in my life.  So maybe MP4 suffered because of that.  Listening to a sprinkling of tracks now, it certainly is something worth reinvesting in.

By now, Michael Penn moved away from his pop leanings, and moved more to the family business of film.  He’s lent tracks to films - Godzilla?!? - and scored hit films such as Boogie NightsSunshine Cleaning, The Last Kiss and Solitary Man but these days does a lot of work for HBO with Girls and Masters of Sex.  But there was one more album left in him, and in 2005, he independently released his piece d’resistance - Mr Hollywood Jr, 1947 - a post-war noirish love-letter to his fascination with ‘the year everything changed’.  In 1947, the portable radio was invented, the Dept of Defence was established and LA had a spate of UFO sightings, and he has combined these elements in to a sophisticated concept album that twirls and swirls.  One of my favourite tracks is an ambient, chiming evocative piece called The Transistor which tinkles along for a minute and a half whilst another mini-opus is The Television Set Waltz.  Meticulously crafted, it takes a few spins to sink in, but as always, there’s that one moment of ‘oh wow’ and that’s track 1 - Walter Reed.  As a record maker, Michael Penn remains at odds with everything else that has come and gone whilst he creates his music.  I wonder if he observes this in Room 712, the Apache where he sings Nothing’s changed.  Just rearranged for you to fix

Since then, he’s released a collection of ‘hits’ Palms and Runes, Tarot and Tea.  It’s worthy of your attention.  Michael also maintains a brief presence on Facebook and has plenty of die-hard fans out there.  It’s one of those things on my bucket list to see him play live.  I think he’s given up on the whole album thing and once in a while pops out a tune or two that he uploads to the internet.  

Oh, and did I mention Michael also acted?  Yep.  He was in that quirky 80’s dramedy St Elsewhere.  

When all is said and done, Michael Penn will steadfastly remain an endearing musician in my musical collection.  Whenever I have March on, if I close my eyes, I’m that 14 year old kid again, and I can remember the warmth of that album coursing through by veins on those cold wintery nights.  

I encourage all of you to at least check him out…his musical genius is no myth and I know you won’t leave disappointed. 











NOTE: There is a video for Seen The Doctor out there…for the life of me I can’t find it.  Same as the Damascus Mix of No Myth.  

Monday, 16 February 2015

That's Entertainment : Valentine's Day


Wow!  That snuck up fast.  Valentine’s Day!  Watch out, Cupid’s about!

Well, I hope you’ve had a shot of insulin as I infuse the cockles of your heart with some delicious paeans of love from the world of pop.

And who can’t go past a good pop ballad?  Seriously, this is the stuff you belt out when you’re driving around a Westfield’s car park looking for an exit.  Or wail as you drown in tequila.  

I love ballads.  It gives me a chance to use the higher end of my voice box to mishit all those notes.  And not that I’m a passionate one, but once a year I get all warm and fuzzy and thank my lucky stars for what I’ve got…although, when I come to think about it…hmmm…

I’m also very sure you have your special song.  So if you do, give that a whirl.  

And two of my faves on this list is a mincing moustachioed lord of the gay and a sock puppet frog playing banjo.  But who cares.  They nail it perfectly.  It doesn’t matter who you love as long as you do.  And share your neenish tart with them or watch their favourite movies and pretend to really really like them (even if you don’t - you will eventually if you’re forced to watch them more than a few times).  Oh, and always leave the toilet seat down and be big enough to say sorry.  

Finally, if you want any more expert opinions, you can buy my new book What I Know About Love I Wrote On The Head of a Matchstick.  Yep, you suckers ain’t get any more help for free. 

So if you haven’t already done so, give a couple of these a whirl and go out and buy some chocolates, or flowers, or a card.  And if you’re unattached, but there is that special someone - and they don’t know it yet - let them know.  Hell, what’s the worst that can happen?  Rejection.  Ok…but other than that?  Sure, sure…a restraining order.  Remember: Life’s too short.  And if it doesn’t work out, at least you can scoff the box of chocolates and plunk the flowers in a vase to watch them slowly wilt and die, just like your broken heart.  It’s just a commercial gimmick anyways.  

So Happy Valentine’s Day!  

<3






Hugh Grant : Pop! Goes MY Heart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYVuAn88v_k

Ricky Martin : She’s All I Ever Had https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XkcHVOoq-U


Daniel Bedingfield : IfYou’re Not The One  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YRDtpizeS0

Daniel Powter : Love You Lately https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbtcTb_WMsg

Taylor Swift feat Gary Lightbody : The Last Time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuijXg8wm28


Sting : Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmGqWuh8w_w

Robert Palmer : She Makes My Day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xZeNueckzg



Freddie Mercury : I Was Born To Love You https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNhhAEupU4g

Kermit the Frog : Rainbow Connection https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSFLZ-MzIhM



Thursday, 5 February 2015

That's Entertainment : Aerosmith [the Geffen years]


So, are we all back at work?  All Christmassed out?  Good!!!  How has your summer been?  It certainly was hot enough for me!  Enough small talk?  Okay…back to it!!

For the summer holidays 1989/90 I was lucky enough to travel to Moscow.  It was still the Soviet era and the city shivered at -40 degree temperatures that winter.  So imagine returning to Australia in late January to 35 degree heat and humidity!  Anyway…to cut a long story short, I remember the immigration lady chaperoning me from the plane telling me about a song she was really liking called Janie’s Got A Gun.  At this time, I’d never heard of the band that performed it - Aerosmith - but the song was giving The B-52’s Loveshack a good shake for the #1 spot on the ARIA charts.  

I remember hearing it the first time.  What immediately grabbed me was the ethereal, shimmery watery intro that led in to a plucked guitar suite with Steve Tyler’s mournful vocals layered over the top.  Of course, I had to get the cassingle and seeing as pretty much every other person was loving the song in that Jan/Feb 1990 period, it quickly was a song played on my Walkman over and over and over and over (the beauty of cassingles were you had the single and the B-side on both sides, so you could listen to both, then flip the tape and not chew up battery).  The outro, with it’s strings and glorious layered vocals are something that can be belted out any time its on and to this day - even right now - remind me of 14 year old me laying on my bed in a cubicle in a humid dormitory waiting for the summer rain.

Anyway.  Janie’s Got A Gun is quite rightly one of those AMAZING rock songs that even now still sounds fresh and rocktacular.  Eventually I would buy the album Pump, with the ‘naughty’ innuendo laced album cover, and Aerosmith firmly became one of my fave bands.  It worked perfectly because these 'old guys’ [Old?  They were my age now in 1989/90 - pushing 40!] who had inspired so many hair metal acts were now showing the whipper snappers like Motley Crue, Poison and Skid Row how it was really done.  I learnt everything I could about the band, learning they had an enviable back catalogue and had fallen off the wagon and upon hard times in the early 80’s after a decade of debauchery during the 70’s.  Rap wunderkinds Run DMC had taken Aerosmith’s earlier hit, Walk This Way, and covered it, giving Aerosmith a new lease of life, culminating in the massive return album in Permanent Vacation littered with gems like Rag DollDude Looks Like A Lady and Angel.

But it was with Pump, with its impeccable blend of sleazy greasy rock - Love In An ElevatorDon’t Get Mad Get Even, and aching ballad What It Takes [could there be any better album closer than this?!?] and mystic mojo of The Other Side and Voodoo Medicine Man - that won them a whole new generation of fans. It quite seriously is an ‘album’ - play it from start to finish, no skipping tracks, no fast forward or rewind, no lulls.  Of course, from there, it was world tours for these cleaned up lads whose singer and lead guitarist were once dubbed The Toxic Twins and were America’s answer to the Rolling Stones, The Who and Led Zeppelin all rolled in to one.

With all the touring and re-found vitality and two 5 million + selling albums, Aerosmith swaggered in to the studio and embarked upon their next album, which would eventually see the light of day in 1993.  Get A Grip came out just as hair metal was waning and grunge and alternative rock was ascending but this didn’t dissuade listeners from buying it up with 7 million copies sold in the US alone.  And as part of the pre-release, I nabbed a Ltd Edition cow hide cover which to this day, is a pride and joy in my collection.  Always a band that meshed pomp rock and blues licks with a keen commercial pop hook, Get A Grip contained a fair mix of belters and ballads.  In fact, it was Aerosmith who gifted Alicia Silverstone her acting career with three video clips off the album and again produced a slew of radio friendly rock that won over the boys and girls.  Livin’ On The Edge started proceedings, followed quickly by Eat The Rich, but it would be the trio of rock ballads - Cryin’, Crazy and Amazing - that would garner them plenty of radio/video airings.  So much so, later in the decade, it was hardly surprising to see them top charts with I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing from the Armageddon soundtrack [and singer Steve is actress Liv Tyler’s daddy too].

By the mid-1990’s, Aerosmith’s stay on the Geffen record label would finish up and they would return to their spiritual home of Columbia Records.  Well, Columbia were smart enough to remaster Aerosmith’s first decade of hits and grandeur and cash in on the newfound Geffen success with a 3 disc set - Pandora's Box.  Eventually, Nine Lives would follow in 1997 as did Just Push Play in 2001, two more brilliant pop-rock albums.  But by the turn of the century, Aerosmith had become the granddaddies of rock, balancing lawyers, accountants, egos and everything else that gets in-between.  They became an on again, off again affair, with a new tour and best of mining their past glories.  Stuck between releasing new music that serves multiple masters and giving punters what they want, Steve Tyler became a host of American Idol and guitar god Joe Perry looks like a guy happy to be a guitar slinger when he’s not retired, and is the understated voice of reason  to Steve Tyler’s whacky dude the gals all clamour for.  And with two of Rock Royalties most dynamic showmen in the band, it’s often easy to overlook the backbone of the band in drummer Joey Kramer [voicing a former love interest of Mrs Krabappel on The Simpsons AND creating the name of the band] , guitarist Brad Whitford [an ace axeman] and bassist Tom Hamilton [the resident comedian and chatterbox who loves doing the band’s press].

Of course, this column has completely ignored the fact that the 10-15 years before the ‘come back’, Aerosmith released a slew of rock classics in Mama KinDream OnWalk This Way and Sweet Emotion [easily one of the BEST EVER Southern fried boogie rock songs AND when re-released in 1991, a cool as film clip with a neat twist ending].  So balancing the 1970’s hey day, their ‘come back’ success and the fact they're now rock royalty with everything else that gets in the way would be a tough gig.  That they’re all still alive is a minor miracle in itself.  That they continue to record new albums and tour is of course, to rock music fans a privilege.

That said, Aerosmith will always have a special spot in my heart.  Listening to Pump reminds me of being in Year 8, and in turn reminds me of Tecehnotronic, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Young Guns and hanging around to watch the end of RAGE, Video Hits and Countdown Revolution to see them air Janie’s Got A Gun just one more time.  It was a wonderful carefree time and Aerosmith certainly was part of that soundtrack tapestry.  And sure, Pump ushered in the commercial hit era as opposed to the raw rock of their early years, but I’m not complaining.  Now owning all their gear, I can truly appreciate Aerosmith for their years of moving, groovin’ and rocking and a rolling.  A tremendous act, if you don’t already have some tracks, check out the relatively inexpensive best of titled O Yeah / The Essential Aerosmith 2 disc.  Or nab Pump for a tenner.  

And since it’s one of those humid, rainy, warm and languid days [with both kids at school], I’ve got Aerosmith on loud and I’m screeching out Dude Looks Like A Lady and Sweet Emotion and Love In An Elevator and wondering where the hell 25 years went…much like the band members of Aerosmith do on a daily basis.

RAWK ON!!!



Walk This Way (with Run DMC) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B_UYYPb-Gk














Sunday, 1 February 2015

That's Entertainment : Bon Jovi


The other night I was watching Rambo First Blood on the box (after having watched most of Reign of Fire) and during the ads, I channel surfed.  Over a few stations was U-571 (one of the WORST movies of all time, full of historical inaccuracies - a tissue of lies, purported to be 'real' American WWII deeds, but actually a British deed done wayyyyyy before the Yanks even entered WWII.  As a side note, the real U-571 was sunk by Aussies!  A link from Reign of Fire to U-571 is Matthew McConaughey - make of that what you will).

In my stupor, two things hit me.

1.  TV is s#ite.

2.  Jon Bon Jovi acts!!  Apparently he's been doing it for years.  [ U-571 was released in 2000 ]

Then this week, I read an article about an Aussie who got walked down the aisle in Las Vegas by none other than Jon Bon Jovi.

And today, changing radio channels, on comes Blaze of Glory.  Yep.  Shot dowwnnnnnnnnn...in a bla-zzzzzzze of glo-rryyyyyyyyyy!

It had to be a sign.

So I whipped on the I-tunes and had myself a little party.

I first got in to Bon Jovi when Slippery When Wet and New Jersey were monstering the world.  Chock full of hair-metal rockers, passionate ballads with a hint of blues.  I remember them being BIG.  And I mean B I G.  They were the first American band to ever have an album released in the USSR, on the Melodyia label,and first USSR sanctioned American band to perform in Moscow at the Moscow Music Peace Festival in August 1989.  Just remember, this was before the end of Communism, giving them a foot in to a massive market and a chance to expand their fan base.  The festival, despite the egos, etc...is a pinnacle of the glam/hair metal era.

After Blaze of Glory topped charts in late 1990, Bon Jovi went quiet, grunge arrived and hair metal slowly slipped off the radio formats.  I remember Hot Metal mag saying they'd split up.  Then when they hadn't, there was 'that' haircut heard around the world when Jon Bon Jovi had his long locks shorn down.  That's when hair-metal died.  

In late 1992, my folks live in Laos, and they had Star Channel satellite TV and we got MTV.  Half the time the promos were in English, the other half in Chinese.  But what was pants wettingly exciting for the VJs was Bon Jovi were releasing their new album Keep The Faith and they were doing this promo for a meet n greet, first hearing session in the US and lucky winners could go and blah blah blah.  I actually liked the single Keep The Faith and as if to say a big up yours to hair metal detractors, they breezed out and hits the top of many global charts with a slew of hits that went through for a good 2 years.   Another couple of years of work as the faces of Coke OR Pepsi (smart guys - signed to both and depending on what territory they toured) and they went quiet until 2000, with Matchbox 20 temporarily filing the void.  

Returning in the new millennium with Crush, Bon Jovi returned after the 5 year year absence and garnered themselves a whole new younger audience that augmented their existing fan base.  They have survived changes of taste and cultural fads and fashion.  They've explored a few different sounds but remained true.  Their fans adore them and their global audiences gathered during the early-mid 1990's keep the registers ticking over.  Professional, smart and good businessmen, they also seem like decent blokes too.  They rock, they roll, they tug your heartstrings and give you exactly what their fans want.  It might be sacrilegious, but like another New Jersey boy, Bruce Springsteen, they remain workmanlike when they're millionaire superstars.  In fact, you could imagine yourself have a beer with Jon Bon Jovi - or have him walk you down the aisle.

Bon Jovi are smart.  Eschewing the drug problems most rock bands have, they stayed fairly clean, toured the world and filled that massive niche - appealing to teen boys and the blokes with the rockers, appealing to the teen girls and ladies with the ballads.  Good looking, entertaining.  Good time, clean rock n roll fun.  Stadia filled with the masses.  More albums, singles, videos, tours, boxsets and #1s than you can poke a stick at.

Now in 2013, with a new album, another event tour and almost thirty years experience and back catalog in the vault, Bon Jovi have become my generations Rolling Stones, which is in no means an insult.

I always loved the shouty rawk of You Give Love A Bad Name.

I always loved the regal Lay Your Hands On Me with it's elongated intro and hair-band squeal of guitars.

I always loved the hair-metal bombast of Bad Medicine.

I always loved the syrup of In These Arms (single edit)

And I always loved the much forgotten, Beatles-esque Say It Isn't So.

I'm sure you've got your Bon Jovi moments too.  We all do.   Keep the faith Bon Jovi fans.  :-)




Oh my - could this be a USSR Melodyia LP release of Bon Jovi's New Jersey?  It sure is.  You can touch me later.




You Give Love A Bad Name  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ








I'll Sleep When I'm Dead   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts-e0uZfooQ


Someday I'll Be Saturday Night   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFNZXaBcXkA

Something For The Pain   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aO-A_QVgS4